LIGHTER SIDE ; SOME CLEVER BUSINESS SIGNS

1.    All Veteran Brothers, now some lighter side, for your view:-

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1) At an Optometrist's office:
 "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

2) In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed-up."

3) In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

4) On a Plumber's Shop:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

5) On the trucks of a plumbing company:
 "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."

6) Pizza Shop Slogan:
"Seven days without pizza makes one weak."

7) At a Tyre Shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
 "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

9) At a Towing company:
 "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

10) On an Electrician's truck:
 "Let us remove your shorts."

11) In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."

12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're No.1 in the No.2 business."

13) On a Fence:
 "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

14) At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

15) Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

16) At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."

17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
 "Please drive carefully. We will wait"
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(Source - Posted by Giant Slayer )